Surgery Went Well Although Pain Makes Me Grumpy

At 0830 yesterday morning I headed into pre-op to get septoplasty done.  The hope is that opening up my nasal passages will allow me to breathe better and alleviate the buildup of allergens in my sinuses and give my lungs a much needed (and hopefully permanent) break from post nasal drip.  When I woke up after surgery, I was in an extreme amount of pain.  I was moaning.  Yeah, that went over about as well as a fart in church.  My own moaning caused intrusive recollections.

Enter my wife.  She held my hand and soothed me and did everything in her power to keep me prescient.  It worked pretty damn well until I started quiet moaning because the pain killers were wearing off.  

After I got all of my post operation care instructions, we went home.  I was an insufferable whiny ass for the remainder of the day and my wife, again, handled it like a champ and pretended not to notice.  Here was the routine.  Pain meds started to wear off about an hour before I was allowed to take more.  I would get grumpy.  I would then be able to take the pain meds and they would take another hour to kick back in.  I would then have about two hours of manageable pain before the cycle started all over again.

Needless to say, I was not the most pleasant person to be around.  Add to that having wadded gauze stuffed up your nose that had a propensity for oozing a mix of snot and blood...I didn't sleep much last night.  I am sure that I am still not the most pleasant person to be around.  I feel like someone heel stomped me square in the nose.  I smell blood all the time for obvious reasons.  It's causing random flashbacks that distract me in mid thought, sentence, conversation...I really can't wait for this to be over.  It better have been worth it.  The idea that people have nose jobs out of conceit...idiots.  All idiots.  Maybe it's just the pain talking, but I D 10 T's as we used to call them in the Army.